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I am going to propose a motion to our Sirius Sector Council - do not, under any circumstances, allow excruciatingly annoying American kids to travel anywhere beyond P3's moon. Let alone any other systems.

Clearly - they are the reason the world is fucked.

I liked the protocol droid joke though. Nice one.

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Thanks! Took me five paragraphs to get that quip out the door. 😋

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Also forgot to say that even though I loathed the main character - which was obviously your intention lol - I thought this was an exceptionally well-written piece of writing. Capturing that character so well is a real art.

Very nicely done, Sir.

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Brat Wurst...

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No! You fiend! How could you possibly subject me to such a terrible pun! Fiend! Fiend!

And no, I have absolutely no intention of going all Hamlet Act III scene 1 on you and getting me to a punnery.

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